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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A survey of literature, film, scientific inquiry and tales of quack-pottery from a sasquatch enthusiast.</description><title>Eyeshine</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @sixstringphonic)</generator><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>inebriatedpony:

There’s been a lot of Scottish scenery porn on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9a7f216c962fb44cbba219fc6541d5b/tumblr_mjl470tQMb1qhbbvco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/486946b2abfe285a5376fd7da2b6b8c2/tumblr_mjl470tQMb1qhbbvco4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21f448c33f5539176de60b8968360ff8/tumblr_mjl470tQMb1qhbbvco2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/169e72d23cadff7ef90043e63b78955a/tumblr_mjl470tQMb1qhbbvco3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b43707beed44e6bd1cd9e0be20633875/tumblr_mjl470tQMb1qhbbvco5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b7c5a1d929cf4dbcc65d524dff7930be/tumblr_mjl470tQMb1qhbbvco6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32e6bca1633d67124db03fe562ce9e3b/tumblr_mjl470tQMb1qhbbvco7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb5eec0d6e83cbfac9c3e385235ffbaf/tumblr_mjl470tQMb1qhbbvco8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/52aed2ffb47b85a3f828b035b99ede3e/tumblr_mjl470tQMb1qhbbvco9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/519a3c6ae1276f138e89c511574c028f/tumblr_mjl470tQMb1qhbbvco10_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inebriatedpony.tumblr.com/post/47390143446/theres-been-a-lot-of-scottish-scenery-porn-on-my"&gt;inebriatedpony&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s been a lot of Scottish scenery porn on my dash as of late. Not complaining in the least tbh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/47528163645</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/47528163645</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 04:51:08 -0400</pubDate><category>scotland</category><category>photography</category><category>locations</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0074cd2c721d9804288cff0deaa668fd/tumblr_mkqq7cOS5i1rrbooyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/47427342132</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/47427342132</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 22:56:09 -0400</pubDate><category>photography</category><category>look book</category></item><item><title>interatrial:

thebluesader:

Nothing in this picture makes any...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscqfuqx9r1r2xmk5o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://interatrial.tumblr.com/post/10926410767"&gt;interatrial&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thebluesader.tumblr.com/post/10926392429"&gt;thebluesader&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Nothing in this picture makes any fucking sense.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it needs a barrel of sea monkeys and a somberero toupee on charles’s head&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/47406995584</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/47406995584</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 18:53:15 -0400</pubDate><category>go home xavier you are drunk</category></item><item><title>Bigfoot in the Forest by ~DredFunn</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4eed0c45ee0db875c3899f349b07024/tumblr_mkhyn9vVLs1qmebwbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dredfunn.deviantart.com/art/Bigfoot-in-the-Forest-296349422"&gt;Bigfoot in the Forest&lt;/a&gt; by ~&lt;a href="http://dredfunn.deviantart.com/"&gt;DredFunn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/46710727265</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/46710727265</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 19:30:44 -0400</pubDate><category>sasquatch</category><category>bigfoot</category><category>art</category><category>cryptozoology</category></item><item><title>Accounts of grieving marine animals may provide an important precedent to support the theory that bigfoots bury their dead.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/dolphin-funeral-videos-spark-discussion-about-whether-the-mammals-grieve/"&gt;Accounts of grieving marine animals may provide an important precedent to support the theory that bigfoots bury their dead.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://cdn.grindtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Bottlenose-Dolphin-Grieves-Loss-of-Baby-During-Dana-Point-Whale-Watching-Safari-c-Dolphin-Safari.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/46709711004</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/46709711004</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 19:17:18 -0400</pubDate><category>bigfoot</category><category>sasquatch</category><category>dolphins</category><category>orcas</category><category>killer whales</category><category>grief</category><category>burial</category><category>cryptids</category><category>cryptozoology</category></item><item><title>Excellent work done by Jim McLarin.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/713a6eea8af69f3087160b9d08214cd4/tumblr_mjt9xv5Mve1qmebwbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Excellent work done by Jim McLarin.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/45589379308</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/45589379308</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 11:34:43 -0400</pubDate><category>bigfoot</category><category>sasquatch</category><category>cryptids</category><category>cryptozoology</category></item><item><title>did-you-kno:

Source
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cfe2d12e8fd3bc166bae3a75c2a4864/tumblr_mjh3iavBBX1qkvbwso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://did-you-kno.tumblr.com/post/45076242106/source"&gt;did-you-kno&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Washoe_%28chimpanzee%29#Self-awareness_and_emotion"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/45088567967</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/45088567967</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:21:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How to Hunt a Yeti: SPN Gif Version</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/how-to-hunt-a-yeti"&gt;How to Hunt a Yeti: SPN Gif Version&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malwinchester.tumblr.com/post/45075916271/how-to-hunt-a-yeti-spn-gif-version"&gt;malwinchester&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re going to hunt monsters, you better bring the professionals.  From Buzzfeed.com.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/45080862823</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/45080862823</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2013 22:40:53 -0400</pubDate><category>bigfoot</category><category>yeti</category><category>spn</category><category>sasquatch</category></item><item><title>patterson Gimlin bigfoot surprise by *Sebastien-Ecosse</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82fcde7536f5a797c2bcaf247d23cacb/tumblr_mjfcklZKLS1qmebwbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sebastien-ecosse.deviantart.com/art/patterson-Gimlin-bigfoot-surprise-358317469"&gt;patterson Gimlin bigfoot surprise&lt;/a&gt; by *&lt;a href="http://sebastien-ecosse.deviantart.com/"&gt;Sebastien-Ecosse&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/44992113875</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/44992113875</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Mar 2013 22:05:08 -0500</pubDate><category>bigfoot</category><category>sasquatch</category><category>art</category></item><item><title>Quick sketch done during the Pennsylvania episode of Finding...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fabbd53f178e949910dd887fc4a9ff4b/tumblr_mj5o8gQ7Xd1qmebwbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Quick sketch done during the Pennsylvania episode of Finding Bigfoot…wish I had time to do more of this kind of thing!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/44565067487</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/44565067487</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:41:00 -0500</pubDate><category>bigfoot</category><category>sasquatch</category><category>art</category><category>illustration</category><category>cryptids</category><category>cryptozoology</category><category>finding bigfoot</category></item><item><title>Bigfoot by ~chrisscalf</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8bc076bafebeaf64b06927211a975f94/tumblr_mizo20sPtr1qmebwbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://chrisscalf.deviantart.com/art/Bigfoot-354529905"&gt;Bigfoot&lt;/a&gt; by ~&lt;a href="http://chrisscalf.deviantart.com/"&gt;chrisscalf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/44297261796</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/44297261796</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 10:51:36 -0500</pubDate><category>bigfoot</category><category>sasquatch</category><category>art</category></item><item><title>Yowie And Sasquatch S and P Shakers by ~YokaiJohn</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8600480d55e310e3709235f7eea59946/tumblr_mizo0zAZct1qmebwbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yokaijohn.deviantart.com/art/Yowie-And-Sasquatch-S-and-P-Shakers-354891495"&gt;Yowie And Sasquatch S and P Shakers&lt;/a&gt; by ~&lt;a href="http://yokaijohn.deviantart.com/"&gt;YokaiJohn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/44297234421</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/44297234421</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 10:50:59 -0500</pubDate><category>bigfoot</category><category>sasquatch</category><category>art</category></item><item><title>jtotheizzoe:

Faces of Our Ancestors
via staceythinx:

Click on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/257afd219a9306aa94356fd969c43db7/tumblr_mii8lkaFs61r1w416o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Sahelanthropus tchadensis&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd0cd79c0e20b3cf25faf6cb25b57623/tumblr_mii8lkaFs61r1w416o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Australopithecus afarensis&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f781a77a1f6bbfd203e837683bfabeed/tumblr_mii8lkaFs61r1w416o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Australopithecus africanus&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6181c737e7c5cb784dd5a3ef8818900b/tumblr_mii8lkaFs61r1w416o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Paranthropus aethiopicus&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/413f441b4f8e555a0807daae27314224/tumblr_mii8lkaFs61r1w416o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Paranthropus boisei&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e794be5b2df8e8e86ff265d30c2e0b46/tumblr_mii8lkaFs61r1w416o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Homo rudolfensis&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29d700e632f4e7bd280729a1dd1025d4/tumblr_mii8lkaFs61r1w416o7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Homo ergaster&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/36c31c8dc9a651afc8dff359a2a617dd/tumblr_mii8lkaFs61r1w416o8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Homo heidelbergensis&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc960404512aabaa77e9b655065f96de/tumblr_mii8lkaFs61r1w416o9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Homo neanderthalensis&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10130ae2ddf515de84590b57f2623b99/tumblr_mii8lkaFs61r1w416o10_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Homo floresiensis&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.itsokaytobesmart.com/post/43754403449/faces-of-our-ancestors-via-staceythinx-click"&gt;jtotheizzoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Faces of Our Ancestors&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://staceythinx.tumblr.com/post/43751655444/faces-of-our-ancestors-click-on-images-for"&gt;staceythinx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Click on images for identification.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;About the project:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Scientists have carefully modeled 27 heads of our ancestors based on tiny bone fragments, teeth and skulls collected from around the globe. You can see the heads on display for the first time together at the &lt;a href="http://www.senckenberg.de/root/index.php?page_id=5256"&gt;Senckenberg Natural History Museum&lt;/a&gt; in Frankfurt, Germany.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A fantastic journey into our past, and a product of detailed anatomical research and cutting edge digital simulation. &lt;span&gt;This reminds me of a neat evolutionary tale that I went over with my genetics students a couple weeks ago, &lt;strong&gt;the genetic origin of the modern human jaw&lt;/strong&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;You’ll notice as you journey through those faces (click through the gallery to see who’s who) that as we get closer to modern humans, the prominent, muscular jaw shrinks as the brain cavity gets larger. We still see that powerful jaw structure in today’s gorillas and chimpanzees, actually. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;A short while before &lt;em&gt;Homo ergaster&lt;/em&gt; came on the scene (middle row, far right, originated just under 2 million years ago), our ancestors &lt;a href="http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v428/n6981/full/nature02358.html"&gt;developed a mutation that inactivated a gene called &lt;em&gt;MYH16&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. This gene codes for a protein needed to form the powerful jaw muscles that gorillas and chimps use to chew woody plant matter. Without that protein, our ancestors’ jaw muscles became significantly smaller, as did the bones that they attach to.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;See how the later skulls have less prominent chins and less of a ridge on the side of the skull? Since the smaller jaw muscles didn’t need thick, hefty bones to hold on to, our skulls could all of a sudden get bigger on top and smaller on the bottom. In other words, our jaws became weaker due to a single mutation, and that single mutation let our brains get bigger in a hurry. And those bigger brains are what gave our ancestors the advantage to continue evolving into you and me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;I have a hunch that those weaker jaws also led us to start eating cooked meat, rich in brain-enlarging calories, instead of plants … you know, harnessing fire and all that. But I’ll leave it to the paleontologists in the audience to tell me if that’s worth chewing on.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/44072734835</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/44072734835</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:15:23 -0500</pubDate><category>hominids</category><category>hominins</category><category>ancestry</category><category>paleontology</category><category>history</category><category>evolution</category></item><item><title>Such a good trip!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b2c563fcad4f010e02fb616db829552/tumblr_miouo7Sv8w1qmebwbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Such a good trip!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/43824594650</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/43824594650</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 14:40:55 -0500</pubDate><category>BFRO</category><category>finding bigfoot</category><category>bigfoot</category><category>sasquatch</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae6fcd7a38d623d97f94f85668c8275f/tumblr_milof3DPXz1qmebwbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/43692173068</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/43692173068</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:33:02 -0500</pubDate><category>bigfoot</category><category>sasquatch</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83ea7dca9eec5396b84bfc55aae11791/tumblr_milo7thGj01qmebwbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/43691815628</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/43691815628</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:28:40 -0500</pubDate><category>bigfoot</category><category>sasquatch</category></item><item><title>rainaftersnowplease:

fate-destiny-dragons:

BUT MUUUUM
IT’S...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/238060c63900bfb20eba0fbeaa215169/tumblr_mi3hy6OFip1rl775yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rainaftersnowplease.tumblr.com/post/43295841014/fate-destiny-dragons-but-muuuum-its-just-mah"&gt;rainaftersnowplease&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fate-destiny-dragons.tumblr.com/post/43043480460/but-muuuum-its-just-mah-boooooooooooow"&gt;fate-destiny-dragons&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BUT MUUUUM&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IT’S JUST MAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOW&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actual mamabear.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/43657860546</link><guid>http://sixstringphonic.tumblr.com/post/43657860546</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 13:57:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It's Okay To Be Smart: Step 1: Claim to have genetic proof that Bigfoot is real and is “… the...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.itsokaytobesmart.com/post/43596036143/step-1-claim-to-have-genetic-proof-that-bigfoot"&gt;It's Okay To Be Smart: Step 1: Claim to have genetic proof that Bigfoot is real and is “… the...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.itsokaytobesmart.com/post/43596036143/step-1-claim-to-have-genetic-proof-that-bigfoot"&gt;jtotheizzoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5516e30955a983d7ef03fae2f7099dee/tumblr_inline_mijkaqzHwB1qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Step 1:&lt;/strong&gt; Claim to &lt;a href="http://www.dnadiagnostics.com/press.html" target="_blank"&gt;have genetic proof that Bigfoot is real&lt;/a&gt; and is “… the result of males of an unknown hominin species crossing with female Homo sapiens”, submit genomic analysis to peer-reviewed journal.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Step 1a:&lt;/strong&gt; When Step 1 fails and that paper is rejected by actual journals, &lt;a href="http://blog.chron.com/sciguy/2013/02/like-omg-bigfoot-dna-paper-is-published/" target="_blank"&gt;start your own journal&lt;/a&gt; in order to publish said results. Cite television series “Monster Quest” … obviously.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Step 2:&lt;/strong&gt;  …&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Step 3:&lt;/strong&gt; Await phone call from Nobel Prize committee.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.chron.com/sciguy/2013/02/what-do-geneticists-think-of-the-bigfoot-paper/" target="_blank"&gt;Here’s what geneticists have to say&lt;/a&gt; about the “research” in the “paper” done by the “scientist”. &lt;a href="http://arstechnica.com/science/2013/02/bigfoot-genome-paper-conclusively-proves-that-sasquatch-is-real/" target="_blank"&gt;Ars Technica looked at some of the DNA claims&lt;/a&gt; and either this paper has invented a new arm of biology or someone drank too much of the lab ethanol before doing the analysis. Michael Eisen created a bioinformatics tool that lets you &lt;a href="http://www.michaeleisen.org/blog/?page_id=1290" target="_blank"&gt;calculate what percentage Sasquatch you are&lt;/a&gt; based on the paper’s data. &lt;a href="https://twitter.com/konrad_jk/status/301811896145833985" target="_blank"&gt;One geneticist on Twitter analyzed some of the data&lt;/a&gt; and found DNA sequences from human, cat, rhesus monkey, horse and panda. &lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dr-Melba-Ketchum/359075637446173?sk=wall" target="_blank"&gt;The “researcher” in question has a Facebook page&lt;/a&gt; that you can go visit if you’re in the mood to feel bad for someone.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m just glad that we’ve cured antibiotic resistant superbacteria and can finally cure all the different kinds of cancer so we have time to spend talking about &lt;em&gt;this &lt;/em&gt;stuff!&lt;/p&gt;
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